A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. - E.W. Howe
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - E.W. Howe
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. - E.W. Howe