Quotation Explorer - 'Patton Oswalt'

Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties? - Patton Oswalt
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. - Patton Oswalt
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