I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to. - Margaret Cho
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. - Margaret Cho
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it. - Margaret Cho
George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself. - Margaret Cho
Any type of love is all right. It's your hate that you have to watch. - Margaret Cho
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. - Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. - Margaret Cho
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary. - Margaret Cho
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. - Margaret Cho
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass. - Margaret Cho
Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.' - Margaret Cho
I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself. - Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. - Margaret Cho
I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? - Margaret Cho
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion. - Margaret Cho
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. - Margaret Cho
When people think the world of you, be careful with them. - Margaret Cho
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach. - Margaret Cho
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. - Margaret Cho
I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" - - Margaret Cho
Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride. - Margaret Cho
Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate. - Margaret Cho
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. - Margaret Cho