I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. - Margaret Cho
The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning. - Jack Higgins
The only cure for a real hangover is death. - Robert Benchley
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Dorothy Parker
Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. - Khang Kijarro Nguyen