Quotation Explorer - 'Will Cuppy'

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. - Will Cuppy
There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. - Will Cuppy
A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them. - Will Cuppy
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. - Will Cuppy
As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it. - Will Cuppy
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy
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