Venice was a contrast from Los Angeles itself, where you might see a woman with $15,000 tits, a face frozen in place by Botox, wobbling with her $4,000 Gucci bag right past a child with a sunken belly and exposed ribs encaging a heart too weak to scream. - Jackie Haze, Borderless
Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary, it is, and has been since 1888, a commodity; something to be advertised and sold to the people of the United States like automobiles, cigarettes and mouth wash.
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place Much like the city of London. I Who live in Los Angeles and not in London Find, on thinking about Hell, that it must be Still more like Los Angeles. - Bertolt Brecht
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark. - Douglas Adams
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. - David Letterman
Los Angeles seems endlessly held between these extremes: of light and dark - of surface and depth. Of the promise, in brief, of a meaning always hovering on the edge of significance.
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities. - J. Richard Singleton
I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. - J. Richard Singleton
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.