Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark. - Douglas Adams
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities. - J. Richard Singleton
Venice was a contrast from Los Angeles itself, where you might see a woman with $15,000 tits, a face frozen in place by Botox, wobbling with her $4,000 Gucci bag right past a child with a sunken belly and exposed ribs encaging a heart too weak to scream. - Jackie Haze, Borderless
Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary, it is, and has been since 1888, a commodity; something to be advertised and sold to the people of the United States like automobiles, cigarettes and mouth wash.
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place Much like the city of London. I Who live in Los Angeles and not in London Find, on thinking about Hell, that it must be Still more like Los Angeles. - Bertolt Brecht
Los Angeles seems endlessly held between these extremes: of light and dark - of surface and depth. Of the promise, in brief, of a meaning always hovering on the edge of significance.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. - J. Richard Singleton
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. - David Letterman