One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. - Jean Kerr
PEDIGREE, n. The known part of the route from an arboreal ancestor with a swim bladder to an urban descendant with a cigarette. - Ambrose Bierce
If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock
Thinking is a sign of disturbance. When your bladder doesn't hurt you don't think about it. - Marty Rubin