The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. - Herb Caen
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time? - Katharine Whitehorn
I'm a born-again atheist. - Gore Vidal
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. - P.J. O'Rourke