I'm a cactus but I will only offer you flowers. - Huseyn Raza
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. - Demetri Martin
A decent man would stand out like a cactus on an ice floe. - Timothy Egan
What is the meaning of a cactus flower? It exists, that's all. - Marty Rubin