Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. - J. Bartlett Brebner
Every Day is Canada Day for new Canadians - Maureen Haddock
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status. - Northrop Frye
I Do Not Like Canadians, I Love Them. - Chris Mentillo
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson