Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. - J. Bartlett Brebner
Every Day is Canada Day for new Canadians - Maureen Haddock
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status. - Northrop Frye
I Do Not Like Canadians, I Love Them. - Chris Mentillo
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.