It’s been a tough couple of years for condescending nerds. And if bookstores fall, Jon, America will be inundated with a wandering, snarky underclass of unemployable purveyors of useless and arcane esoterica. - John Hodgman
If you ever have trouble sounding condescending, ask a UNIX user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams
I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. - Fakeer Ishavardas