Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue. - Mark Gungor
There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul. - Jayce O'Neal
Religion reminds me of a lace condom. While lovingly crafted, it’s not designed for pleasure; unless inflated with fervour, it collapses; one size does not fit all; and no matter how many times you dunk it in holy water, it will not prevent misconceptions or contagion. - Lowestoft Thellow
The Vatican won't prosecute pedophile priests but I decide I'm not ready for motherhood and it's condemnation for me? These are the same people that won't support national condom distribution that PREVENTS teenage pregnancy. - Sonya Renee Taylor
What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom? - Booth