Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers. - Christian Bauman
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. - Eça de Queirós
I come from a long line of body snatchers, probably the top-notch body snatchers in America. No make that the world. Some people might think it's gross digging up bones or corpses, but who asked them? It's no big deal, but then I've been doing it since I got out of diapers. - Minda Webber
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. - Unknown