Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped. - Robert Black
What every girl dreams of when she's dumped is - that the guy will someday feel regrest and come back and tell her all about it. And the beauty of it is you have no regrets whatsoever. - Emily Giffin
Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That’s right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that’s a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book. - Kathy Griffin
We both know dad was my parental trash can, the fatherly receptacle on whom I dumped my emotions. - Anna Banks