Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.) - Robert Byrne
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- I think I think, therefore, I think I am. - Ambrose Bierce
Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.) - René Descartes
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) - Ambrose Bierce
Bibo, ergo sum. - I drink, therefore I am
Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam - Graffito
Dubito ergo sum - I doubt therefore I am
Gods have become like us, ergo, we have become like gods. And to you, my unknown planetary readers, we will come to you, to make your life as divinely rational and exact as ours. - Yavgeny Zamyatin -We
The muse is fickle; ergo, when she knocks, ANSWER! It may take a while, but trust me, she WILL knock. In the meantime, keep your ear pressed firmly to the door. - Quentin R. Bufogle