Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck - Lynn Kellan
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller
On every level of life, from housework to heights of prayer, in all judgment and efforts to get things done, hurry and impatience are sure marks of the amateur. - Evelyn Underhill
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller
Housework can kill you if done right. - Erma Bombeck
Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework. - Françoise Sagan
I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened. - Nancy Mitford
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck