...I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately. - Coco J. Ginger
The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. - André Gide
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? - Don Marquis
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures. - Samuel Johnson
HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he depises. - Ambrose Bierce
Man is hypocrite! He says that he loves flowers but he kills them for his own simple interests and for his own joy! Man is hypocrite! - Mehmet Murat ildan
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation. - Adlai E. Stevenson II