How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex? - Julia Child
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? - Art Hoppe
Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there. - Jen Lancaster