A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. - Russell Baker
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld
�You swore this deal would be a safe little exchange. I didn�’t sign up for this�—Chinese mafia and Hashishins. I�’m an MD, not special ops.�Kira Hardy in Dawn of a Dark Knight - Zoe Forward