I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton
Love is neither a sadist nor a masochist, but a woman seeking the approval of her lover. - Billy S VanOrsdol
When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment? - Steven Wright
I have to tell you hon, I don't mind a little teasing now and then, but I'm no masochist and I'm sure as hell no saint...here lately, being around you is agony. - Jackson Broussard