If you were going to give a medal to the least delightful person on Earth, you would have to give that medal to a person named Carmelita Spats, and if you didn't give it to her, Carmelita Spats was the sort of person who would snatch it from your hands anyway.
It's excellence in leadership when everyone wants to manufacture a black shoe and you manufacture a designer black shoe with gold medal on top. Do something new; do something better! - Israelmore Ayivor
Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah. - Craig Ferguson
The champions of liberty have the medal for any necklace. (Les champions de la liberte - Ont la médaille pour tout collier) - Charles de Leusse
If fretting was an Olympic sport, I’d own the gold medal - Lori Hatcher
As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers. - Carl Hiaasen
she would have got a gold medal in social climbing if it was an Olympic sport - Marlene Perez