My membership has given me everything I've ever wanted. - Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War
Membership of a larger group is not an identity. Being Asian is not an identity. Being gay is not an identity. Being deaf, blind, or wheelchair-bound is not an identity, nor is being economically deprived. - Lionel Shriver
It’s time for the Boy Scouts to open its membership to LGBT adults once and for all. Only then can they claim to have anything to teach our children. - DaShanne Stokes
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. - Fred Allen
There is no membership required for shining the light. - Raphael Zernoff