Writing is talking to yourself-with the hope of being overheard. - Marty Rubin
Don't tell me the sky is the limit - there's footprints on the Moon. - Overheard at a flee market. - Joseph Shellim
New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along. - Andy Zaltzman