Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. - Evan Davis
I feel like i am parked diagonally in a parallel universe - Anonymous
Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet. - David Samuels
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx