I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation. - Christy Leigh Stewart
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... - Jacob M. Appel
Some women had more penises in their mouth than men had kisses in theirs but it's a relationship that clarifies their worth. - Kent Lamarc
Penises! if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, worst nightmare. - Efrat Cybulkiewicz