Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns
If I facepalm myself too much, maybe the pimples will go away. - Sam Mamaril
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws. - Karl Kraus
Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples. - J.M. Barrie