It’s been raining outside and I feel like a sad poet, hating my imagination pissing on the roof. - Munia Khan
Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things! - Tourettes Guy
If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you're bound to find yourself pissing on today.
Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?~SHEESH~ - Dakota Dawn
If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on the present. - Malachy McCourt
I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. - Brian MacLearn
Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off. - Jeaniene Frost
Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong. - David Cook
You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off. - Lauren DeStefano
I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.