Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
Sometimes with secret pride I sigh, To think how tolerant am I; Then wonder which is really mine: Tolerance, or a rubber spine? - Ogden Nash
The more you pay for a rubber flower, the harder it is to say it's not real.
Be glad that I haven't take out the pen, the rubber and the pencil once taken... all will die. - Deyth Banger
A rubber plant is just about the ideal family. - Haruki Murakami
Some marriages are made in heaven,Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart. - Tom Robbins
I'm most disturbed by the theory of rubber resilience in children; as if its much easier to bounce back with youth. I see them more like Steel. When heated, they can be bent either which way. But if it's not corrected by the time things cool down, they can be forever changed. - Zack W. Van
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch