Quotation Explorer - 'Screws'

After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted. - De la Lastra's Corollary
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. - De La Lastra's Law
Analysis and synthesis ordinarily clarify matters for us about as much as taking a Swiss watch apart and dumping its wheels, springs, hands, threads, pivots, screws and gears into a layman's hands for reassembling, clarifies a watch to a layman.
Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws. - Marian Keyes
What a slut time is. She screws with everybody. - John Green
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up. - Fakeer Ishavardas
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