Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink. - P. J. O'Rourke
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen