Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. - Russian proverb
Women are women: the most beautiful creatures, I love and respect. But hoes and tricks, gets slapped with dicks and that's with no regret. - 2Shaddy
Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. - Madonna
'Virtual Reality' is a name being slapped on almost anything these days, especially if it's lame.
Maybe it's just that some of us have had certain facts and truths slapped up against our heads so hard and so often that we have to see them and pay our respects to their reality. - Ralph Ellison
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. - Carroll Bryant