Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist. - Oliver Markus
I am tired, Beloved, of chafing my heart againstThe want of you;Of squeezing it into little inkdrops,And posting it. - Amy Lowell
She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities. - Henry James