I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
People always say how you should be yourself. Like yourself is a definite thing, like a toaster or something. - Angela Chase (Claire Danes)
Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. Get ready to make me some Pop-Tarts, bitch. - Chuck Klosterman