Quotation Explorer - 'Cathy Guisewite'

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call. - Cathy Guisewite
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