We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons
When life hands you a lemon, say 'Yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White
When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted. - - Safaya Carbon
When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. - Susie Smith
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? - Henry Rollins
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. - Unknown Christian
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and grow your own, 'Organically'. Those are the good ones. - Andrea L'Artiste
When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! - Breathless
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice! - priyavrat gupta
Turn lemons into lemonaid - Kevin Cronin
When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can. - Anthon St. Maarten
When life gives you lemons, the best thing to do is make orange juice and let the rest of the world stand back and wonder how you did it." - -Unknown
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. - Bill Watterson
Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade... - King James Gadsden
When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! - Dana Page
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101. - Davin Turney
when life gives you lemons, don't try to make orange juice - Tatyana Sumakova
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade." Dilbert: "But i'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die." - Scott Adams
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own. - Clara deLemos
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for. - Cassandra Clare
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party. - anmol gandhi