Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. - Derek Landy
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade." Dilbert: "But i'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die." - Scott Adams
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. - Richard Pryor
An ethics of desire is good news for those of us who have become allergic to an ethics of law. - Jean Vanier
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor
Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that. That's why I have a clock on my wall that runs counter-clockwise. - Grace Murray Hopper
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?! - Chris Rock
I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners - Hiroko Sakai
Some people behave as though they are having an allergic reaction to feelings. - Steve Maraboli