The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor
First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit. - Fakeer Ishavardas
All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make ItA Bullshit - Nithin Kumar
Contemplation in life is more important than bullshit. So enjoy Silence. - Eyden I.
Life is too short to bullshit. - Fakeer Ishavardas
This is bullshit, things which are shown to us are totally opposite it is not the Hero with the feelings but the villain who have a reason to destroy the world and not only a reason but a real reason. - Neymat Khan
People can be animals. They will use you, take you for a ride, abuse you and take all your precious light away from you. Rise above their manipulation and egotistical bullshit because they are NOTHING without you. No one deserves your light but yourself. - Karen A. Baquiran
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. - Mel Brooks
Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit. - Steve Maraboli
Honesty can be painful, but it's always better than bullshit. - RC deWinter
Never bullshit a bullshitter. - Jennifer Niven
Some people will try to condemn you to the prison of their bullshit. They tell you they want a soulmate, but they're actually creating a cellmate. - Steve Maraboli
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. - Chris Rock
Age is a bunch of bullshit, the wise parts, the inner soul, and the inner maturity is what we should really be focused on. - Mekiah Johnson
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. - George Carlin
Karma will hit you. So don't say bullshit. - Ainun Annisa
I am pushing you, even if it’s off a cliff, to create. Write that book, that song; pore over the concept of redecorating your life. I meet people all the time who say they’re not creative. Bullshit, motherfuckers, you are creative. - Nikki Sixx
When people say "you've changed", what they actually mean is that they don't like the fact at all that you've stopped tolerating their bullshit. - Ali. B. Moe
But who cares? Memory isn't about reality, and neither is music. It's about the comforting reflections we want to hold on to, even if they're mostly bullshit. - Spitznagel, Eric
To admit your ignorance is freeing. To say, "I don't know" is to free yourself from having to come up with a bullshit answer. - Eric Roxas
It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where they are smart enough to see through the bullshit - because then people will be too smart to vote for them again. - Christina Engela
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Life as a Person is Unfair, Life as an Actor is Bullshit - Joshua Teya
Art suffers the moment other people start paying for it. The more you need the money, the more people will tell you what to do. The less control you will have. The more bullshit you will have to swallow. The less joy it will bring. Know this and plan accordingly. - Hugh Macleod
The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own. - Jose L. Gastaldi
If you can't share what's important to you with the people around you, then you have no relationships. It's all just proximity, and turkey, and sports, and weather, and bullshit. - Stefan Molyneux
I refuse to lie to children. I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence. - Maurice Sendak
The best source of information to use as frequently as possible......is your own bullshit meter. - Dana Gore
When I say truth people want to kill me, some people think that this something is a lot of, but this is bullshit without it or with it I don't really see differences. The results from school are like the results of not doing nothing or this is equal?? - Deyth Banger
Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Coincidentally, the words RELIGION and BULLSHIT both have eight letters. - Daya Kudari
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. - Jordan Belfort
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy, it's dismissive. 'But I don't understand this person', so they're crazy. That's bullshit cause people are not crazy, they strong people, maybe their environment is a little sick. - Dave Chapelle
These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recycle bin. - Michael Bassey Johnson
..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down. - Harlan Coben
Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. - George Carlin
The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change. - Mindy Kaling
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you - Lemmy Kilmister
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit. - Tupac Shakur
A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if all you saw in their life was all bullshit. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Let's be honest, honest it's important. I don't care about you, don't say bullshit and if there isn't any important thing please don't write me. - Deyth Banger
A cop's JOB is to violently enforce upon the rest of us whatever arbitrary bullshit the political parasites declare to be "law." It is, therefore, impossible to be a "law enforcer" and behave morally, for the same reason one can't be a moral car-jacker. - Larken Rose
The bullshit detector is the biggest enemyof every religion."From: "Gesels van een imaginaire god"('Scourges of an imaginary god') - A.J. Beirens