Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things...In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things. - Vivian Vande Velde
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. - Matt Groening
When Jesus said Whoever eats my flesh & drinks my blood has eternal life John 6:54 He was CLEARLY talking to Zombies & Vampires - Pablo
Vampires were myths, childhood stories– as were werewolves, mermaids and dragons. I believed none of it. - Ashley Madau
Fears are like vampires; not only do they drain your life energy, but they also disintegrate when they are brought into the light. By constantly facing your fears, they eventually lose their power, as the suppressed and repressed energy behind them dissipates. - Maximus Freeman
Forget vampires, he laughed dismissively. Who wants to drink blood for eternity? What we have discovered is far more seductive and a great deal more dangerous… - Pat Spence - Blue Moon
Handsome vampires are addictive - Vianka Van Bokkem
There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created. - Guillermo del Toro
Vampires are cruel." Steopa said. "we exist to weed out the weak and the unneeded. We feed on humans. - Mari Miniatt
By now, we're all familiar with the literary post-apocalyptic world's metaphors. The zombies are our anxieties. The vampires are our greed. Our fairies are hope. Our werewolves are … what again? Something - Taffy Brodesser-Akner
I don't have a problem with a world full of vampires and zombies but with one where the law forbids me from shooting them. - Daniel Marques
Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters. - Brian McNaughton
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. - Richard Pryor
Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them. - Jessica Warman
Vampires don't tan. Without UV protection, we get sunburned, heal, and just repeat the process over and over. — Spade, First Drop of Crimson by - Jeaniene Frost
Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! - Seth Gecko
Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt. - Diana Bishop
In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer. - Joss Whedon
If you like Girl with Dragon Tattoo and Vampires, this is for you! ( (Design) on 'ORPHANS - Time is running out' by Ian Dewar) - Kathi Humphries
Just a friendly warning: the forces of spiritual darness are nothing to trifle with. Vampires do exist, no matter what the so-called scientific minds might say, and they ARE dangerous! - C.C. Brown
Being In love with Vampires is never out of fashion" (The Angel Vampire: A New Race is Born) - Vianka Van Bokkem
That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. - Archer - K.A. Last
If there is in this world a well-attested account, it is that of vampires. Nothing is lacking: official reports, affidavits of well-known people, of surgeons, of priests, of magistrates; the judicial proof is most complete. And with all that, who is there who believes in vampires? - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. - Chuck Wendig
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter. - Christopher Moore
Vampires are harmless. All they want is your blood. - Marty Rubin
... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer. - Sharon Ashwood
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. - Christopher Moore
The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed. - Alan Ball
One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sparkle.Two: I feel like in literature that we've gone [this way] towards the kissing vampires side of the needle. I think it's time we go back towards the killing vampires side of the needle. - Seth Grahame-Smith
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor
The difference between vampires and angels? Angels are real. - Lisa Grace
Vampires and humans; we are all monsters in our own way at the end of a dream, or a nightmare. - Cameron Jace
In my reality all the mosquitoes are vampires and all fireflies are dragons. - Munia Khan
This is new territory; a bridge between the conservative and conventional lit mag tradition and those colourful speculation-driven pamphlets that you find in stacks by the coffee-shop door, full of zombies and vampires and crashing space ships. This is a serious journal with a wide aesthetic. - The Review Review
Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I'm neither of those things - Chuck Wendig