I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, "Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck. - Robert Clark
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. - George Carlin
I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! - Junnita Jackson
Fuck me, Sonny! She cried. I did. She came immediately. I felt like I was trying to board a moving train wearing roller skates. - Sonny Duncan
You can fuck anyone but when it comes to making love your virtue will be questioned. - Ankur singh yadav
Trust me I know this shit, Don't fuck with me! - Jim Jensen
What's a fuck when what I want is love? - Henry Miller
Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns. - Bill Maher
They fuck you up, your mum and dad', and if you're planning on writing that's probably a good thing. But if you are planning on writing and they haven't fucked you up, well, you've got nothing to go on, so then they've fucked you up good and proper. - Alan Bennett
I don't fuck much with the past but I fuck plenty with the future. - Patti Smith
Still, failure, success, what is it? Whae gies a fuck. We aw live, then we die, in quite a short space ay time n аw. That's it; end ay fuckin story. - Irvine Welsh
Want a role? Fuck a screenwriter. - A.D. Posey
The great thing about writing fiction is that you can do whatever the fuck you want, go as far as you are willing to go, and laugh at the people who take it seriously. - Richard P. Denney
My ideas fuck like rabbits. - Darnell Lamont Walker
You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened. - J. Richard Singleton
SEXPussy, pussy, pussy.Cock, cock, cock.Ass, ass, ass.The games we play.No, no, no, makes us obsessed to the point of insanity.Yes, yes, yes, makes us superior to the point of cruelty.It's just a fuck, after all. - Robert Black
Fuck the weather forecasters and their predictions. With magic, he’d just turned their Doppler radar upside down. (Being Familiar With a Witch) - Sapphire Phelan
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down. - Lewis Black
I have a right to DNF a book I can't find a fuck to give about. Life is too short to read shitty books. - Sana Khalid
In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once you get into your thirties, you stop giving a fuck what people think about your opinions. You're more confident. - Aaron B. Powell
Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. - R.D. Ronald
Fuck the world and never tell them I love you. - M.F. Moonzajer
Fuck the ones who hurt you Stop thinking about them, Get on with your own lifeThey'll eventually come back with apologies And you'll gladly accept them; as you keep growing with your life. - Nikki Rowe
Poetry is nobody’s business except the poet’s, and everybody else can fuck off. - Philip Larkin
You can either choose a beautiful to fuck, which everyone fucks, or choose to fuck an ugly one, which no one fucks. - M.F. Moonzajer
I'm conjuring up a little fuck you."-Hannah Rat Queens Vol 1 - Kurtis J Wiebe
Fuck all your feelings cause business is business, it's strictly financial. - Moosa Rahat
Be brave, follow dreams, say fuck you to everybody and fight for what you believe in. - Jared Leto
There is nothing like being told to go fuck yourself by the same person who was, only days before, praying on your behalf. - Henry Rollins
Who gives fuck... does one die or one win... both in the end are in the graveyard... as for now I will focus on if you don't understand me probably is for good. - Deyth Banger
But in case you can’t find her let me draw you a map with some crayons, you go past leave us the fuck alone, and turn right at fuck off, and oh look you're in slut country. - J.L. Beck
Fuck socialism!No, really..... fuck socialism. Socialism sucks! - A.E. Samaan
Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me! - Robert Black
FUCK UNITY! FUCK CONSENSUS! There was no unity or consensus during the American Revolution. We had principled leadership from a small, vocal, minority that refused to compromise on the issue of individual liberty. - A.E. Samaan
I, the great and powerful D.S. will create a harem for all the women in the world!!!! For a woman, no greater joy exists in the entire universe than to fuck me, the ultimate sex symbol!!! - Kazushi Hagiwara
If I remove your eyes or make you in such way that to don't see... in reality you don't see the evil... you don't see me... so do whatever I don't give a fuck... that's wonderful... I like to play games... so run!... and welcome home!? - Deyth Banger
I couldn’t admit to any of the boys I hung out with that I wanted to fuck ’em, so my erotic life was in my imagination and in the body. - Christos Tsiolkas
I know the strategy, I know the logic, I know the way but everything is on theory, but fuck me without action it's just a one peace which isn't assembled! - Deyth Banger
They are not true as a thought but they are going in mind and are screwing everthing in mind - Fuck them! - Deyth Banger
Never knew what a friendship was, Never knew how to really love, You can't be what I need you to, & I don't know why I fuck with you - Erykah Badu
The time before was slow, as much as I grow as much the time don't forgive. As most people will say if you fuck the past, the past fucks you! - Deyth Banger
You are human. You love who you love.You fuck who you fuck. That should be enough—no labels.— Connor Cobalt - Krista Ritchie, Becca Ritchie
Try to breathe," he said, and for the first time the only thought in my head after an instruction like that wasn't Fuck you.I breathed. - Alice Sebold
Tomorrow will u ever come? Please don't fuck me - Raju Paliwal
Great sex and awesome food is what conquered the beast, not beauty. The key to happiness is to fuck like a porn star and cook like a five star chef. - Travis Luedke
She thinks, I'm telling him who I am. He's interested in who I am. That is true, but I am curious about who she is because I want to fuck her. - Philip Roth
When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses. - Heather Hill
They don’t know I only speak in runaway train stationsand everybody is always a few minutes too late to the platform.No one has ever gotten the chance to get too closebecause it is never romantic to fuck the girl who makes love to her own sadness every single night. - Katelin Wagner
Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians. - Neil Gaiman
All the best writers take risks, offend people often and say fuck you to the critics. - Carla H. Krueger
I remember that kind of kind of brain Fuck! Nasty - Nica Anarna
what the fuck - Luke Hemmings
These Hoes Just Gon Fuck Who Ever Poppin , You Better Be Careful, When you fuck em' Raw! - Genereux Philip
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. - Louis C.K.
This is who the fuck I am. - Lady Gaga
Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like me when I"m angry. - E.L. James
Do to others as you would've them do to you. scientific fact prove that action make some reaction. Don't fuck with me, & I won't fuck with you - E.G
Mourn, cry, be sad god doesn't give a fuck. The life has been taken in one or other way and it can't be done anything that's all, it's not big philosophy - it's short and it can't be more longer than this! - Deyth Banger
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! - John Waters
Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto Bolaño
She is a writer, what the fuck do you expect from her other than passion, truth and goddam soul? - Nikki Rowe
You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. - George Carlin
Women deserve better than propaganda and lies to get into panties. Propaganda and lies to get into office, to get out of court, to get out of paying child support. Get the fuck out of our decisions and give us back our voice. Women deserve better; women deserve choice. - Sonya Renee Taylor
Fuck You. - I am not laughing.
You'll learn. Silence and apathy are the best ways of saying Fuck You - Anonymous
I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Harry Potter. - Daniel Radcliffe
All I can say to people who hate their mothers for giving birth to them is "get the fuck out of your scaredy shells and kiss the world". - Jay Woodman
You can't make a fan of everyone. Stay true to your story, characters, music, art or whatever it is you do and fuck everyone else who doesn't like it. Life isn't perfect. - Ann Marie Frohoff
Dorothea: "What the fuck are you?"Nix: "A man who wanted to be a God...then changed his mind. - Clive Barker
Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff? - Marquis de Sade
I learnt my best lessons from some of the worst people & I look back now and think thank fuck I let you go, I deserved to grow. - Nikki Rowe
Trust me if there will be any heaven after life; I am sure we humans are going to fuck it too. - M.F. Moonzajer
I say fuck the old advice 'show, don't tell.' It's called story TELLING for a reason, and I'll stick to it! - Ashly Lorenzana
If Prophets and Messengers are the closest to godliness as any human is capable of being, and yet even they fail, how the fuck can anyone, less than perfect, be so arrogant as to expect they will do better than a Prophet, or Messenger of G-D. - Alejandro C. Estrada
Kids don't care about rock and roll as much as they used to, as the other generations have. It's already turned into nothing but a fashion statement and an identity for kids to use as a tool for them to fuck and have a social life. - Kurt Cobain
What I hate??? You ask me??? Go and fuck off... You are asking from what am I afraid??? ... For cry it on loud... - Deyth Banger
Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off.Note: Dawkins was quoting a former editor of New Scientist Magazine, who is as yet unidentified (possibly Jeremy Webb) - Richard Dawkins
Sometimes you just have to have a can-do fuck you attitude. - A.D. Posey
Women who focus on style over substance usually find themselves in a big fucking hole, with other men who want to fuck the hole. Oh so smooth, and none sophistacted. Because, you know, how sophisticated can hole-fucking really be - Emilie Autumn
I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers. - Nick Cave
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck - George Carlin
I won't fuck with you if you can't seem to understand. - Jessiie Mahadeo
Yet if I was asked to do this again - in fact, if I was ever asked to repeat any of my experiences - I'd have to say, fuck it, bring them on. I've no regrets.This is what it means to be alive. - John Barrowman
Oh Christ, I just wanted you to fuck me. And then I became greedy, I wanted you to love me. - Tracey Emin
Chill The Fuck Out (CTFO) - Jeroen Saey
Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' - - Catherine Spann
Look at Woden and his cheerily racist army of ethnic monocultured valkyrie fuck buddies. - Kieron Gillen
You are alone... you put it like that "Come and Fuck me"... or "I am free.."... but why??? - Deyth Banger
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks
Off Fuck off... the same story over and over and again and again.. I don't want it! - Deyth Banger
Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! - Seth Gecko
The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said. - Samuel Beckett
That sure as fuck ain't no cow - Scott Sigler
When one heated exchange (in English) led a commenter to write "Go fuck yourself!" in Lojban, it turned into a lengthy discussion of why he hadn't said what he meant to say, and what the proper Lojban expression for the sentiment might be. - Arika Okrent
You are free to lecture someone on their bad morals, and they are free to tell you to fuck off. - Marty Rubin