Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. - Dr Margaret Aranda
There's a sin, a fearful sin, resting on this nation, that will not go unpunished forever. There will be a reckoning yet. . . there's a day coming that will burn as an oven. It may be sooner or it may be later, but it's a coming as sure as the Lord is just. - Solomon Northup
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Sorrow concealed, like an oven stopp'd, doth burn the heart to cinders where it is. - William Shakespeare
The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust. - Anthony Liccione
Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' - - Catherine Spann
Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked. - Orna Ross
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. - Yiddish proverb
I was not merely cleaning an oven; I was improving the world. - Agnostic Zetetic
I feel like the queen of the oven! I am the Queen of all oven-dry! Master of heat! You may now address me as "Your Royal Highness"! - Elizabeth Duivenvoorde
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. - Craig Ferguson
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright