We've kept the good old vices and labored to invent a few, With cake in vulgar surplus we can have it, and eat it too
This isn't the sort of thing you can leave to chance. You never know when you might find yourself in some sort of cake emergency.
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? - Paul Sweeney
I replayed the moment I first saw him at the picnic throughout our years together. As corny as it may sound, from the first glance we shared near the cake stand at the picnic, the two of us remained connected like the icing on one of those made from scratch cakes... - Kat Kaelin
Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. - Anthony Liccione
When I was a little kid I had a very different meaning of life; simple like a cup of tea with sugar and a piece of cake, today the whole world doesn’t give me that life. - M.F. Moonzajer
Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without 'love', it becomes difficult to swallow 'life'... - Mehek Bassi
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy! - C. JoyBell C.
Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you! - C. JoyBell C.
I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors. - Björk
With our friends, heartbreak is just a piece of cake. - Joselle Anne Gayanes
Knowledge may be power, but cake has great bargaining properties - Julia Seitz
We must stop calling the looting of our national wealth, a share in the national cake. - Sunday Adelaja
Being sad and glum makes life go quicker, like a life that quickly gets lost to a bullet.Being happy makes life go slower, like a sloth eating a gargantuan piece of cake excruciatingly slow, one nibble at a time. - Mekiah Johnson
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! - Scott Adams
Give me a piece of cake from your love-life;I’ll show you how to lick fidelity’s cream off every layer you mistrust. - Munia Khan
There are few things better than losing yourself in a book. And if you're lucky enough to have that adventure continue in a series, it's like chocolate ganache on the icing on the cake. - Richelle E. Goodrich
To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy. - C. JoyBell C.
The evidence suggests that you would be more likely to select the tempting chocolate cake when your mind is loaded with digits. System 1 has more influence on behavoir when System 2 is busy, and it has a sweet tooth. - Kahneman Daniel
life is what u make it,if you want yours to be a cake just go ahead and bake it - mthavalover
First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you'd better think twice before devouring your misery. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday. - Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Intelligence is the icing, but wisdom is the cake. - Matshona Dhliwayo
The circulation of money is like the sharing of cake. The one that holds the knife controls the portion you get. - Oscar Bimpong
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain. - Alyxandria Harvey
People get so caught in how they don’t like one part of themselves; nose, thighs, tummy, whatever.Things like flour and baking powder go into cakes and those things are gross alone, but the cake is pretty damn delicious. - Todd El Holley
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting.
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. - Janet Evanovich
Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked. - Orna Ross
Silence is the best reply to those who provoke you. Smile is like icing on the cake. - Saru Singhal
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does! - C. JoyBell C.
You might call them the icing on life’s cake, but music, laughter and the enjoyment of eating are the toppings that flavor everyday living. These added accents or accessories do spice up the cake. If served without, life would be rather bland! - Wes Adamson
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.Christmastime is here. - Richelle E. Goodrich
The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through … - John Ashbery
If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have found the way of happiness. - C. JoyBell C.
Books contain nothing, or almost nothing, that's important: everything is in the mind of the person reading them.'If you were trying to find an idiotic remark, that one took the cake! - Jacques Poulin
A sweet wedding cake does not guarantee a sweet marriage. - Matshona Dhliwayo
How often do the poor in the US get to stand in front of their nation's Marie Antoinette's and shove the stale, mass-produced cake of lower class reality back into their mouths? - M.B. Dallocchio
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? - John B. Heywood