A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime. - John Stevenson
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck - George Carlin
If silences could be pregnant, then this one went to full term. - Alison Weir
Talking about ideas for a novel is a bit like showing pictures of the ultrasound if you're pregnant. Until they're out in the world, they can only be wonderful to you. - Clare Boylan
If she stays she stays if she goes jst let her go,making her pregnant won't stop her from leaving - Cornelius Mashilane
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. - Wernher Von Braun
I'm married. And pregnant. - Edan Lepucki
The novelist is more like a pregnant woman who delivers her own child unaided. A messy procedure, with lots of groaning. - David Mitchell
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock. - Katharine Graham
Whenever a woman gets pregnant, she literally bets with her life. - Ikechukwu E. Onyekwelonwu
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow - Dennis Miller
Sometimes I feel that our bright blue sky is like a pregnant women’s belly. - Santosh Kalwar
It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. - Voltaire
I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now. - M.F. Moonzajer
A pregnant pause with enough gestation can give birth to a well formed idea. - Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Difficult times are pregnant with glory moments just waiting to be birthed in the lives of those willing to labor through the pain. - Sharon Jaynes
The IGAD-Plus's compromise peace agreement is probably pregnant with a noisy, perhaps thunderous baby. - Duop Chak Wuol
Your eyes are like heavy rain falling from pregnant clouds. With one glance, you washed awaythe poems I chalked on the groundand drowned all my beliefs.Now, I only scribble your name and believe in your truth. I know nothing but you. - Kamand Kojouri
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. - Florynce Kennedy