I felt like poisoning a monk. - Umberto Eco
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Unfortunately, the vast majority of mankind, prefers silence; forever trapped in the fine art of self poisoning. - Efrat Cybulkiewicz
I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything else. - Vladimir Nabokov
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow - Dennis Miller
The general public of the wireless western nations are very tolerant to the radiation poisoning of the next generation of children by their corporate controlled governments. - Steven Magee