Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge. - Patrick Ness
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. - Spider Robinson
Some believe that every library looks like a splendid cemetery of human thoughts and ideas. Could librarians be called grave-diggers? However that may be, like a cemetery, a library will never stop being of use. - Lara Biyuts
Librarians save lives: by handing the right book, at the right time, to a kid in need - Judy Blume
Librarians are your very best friend. And don't ever think otherwise. - Rett MacPherson
Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills! - Charles Ogden
The more I know about God, I am convinced He likes to read books and authors are His librarians. Every soul is a story waiting to be read. - Shannon L. Alder
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid. - John Green
Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians. - Neil Gaiman
Librarians hoard the wisdom of humanity. They are the keepers of all knowledge, the guardians at the temples of understanding and devoted protectors of the sanctuary in the midst of uneducated anarchy. - Stephen Colbert
We have the librarians on our side. We have *justice* on our side. - Polly Shulman
When I was a child, it was a matter of pride that I could plow through a Nancy Drew story in one afternoon, and begin another in the evening. . . . I was probably trying to impress the librarians who kept me supplied with books. - Kathleen Norris
There are no such things as book hoarders, only aspiring librarians - Inafetse Santos