There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony. - Yahtzee Croshaw
God must have a weird sense of values, and if there’s a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He’s going to have a lot to answer for. - Philip Appleman
We all know interspecies romance is weird. - Tim Burton
Doesn't seem quite real. It's not meaningful. I can't quite imagine myself being 73. That's the age my father was! [Laughter.] How can I be his age? It's weird. - Don DeLillo
Keep it weird. They'll get it later. - Kid Koala aka Eric San
It's a weird year.
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. - Dan Quayle
I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would sit in a closet a lot of the time and not come out, or I would sit up on top of my desk, or under my desk, or do weird things like get my wisdom teeth out and bleed all over the hallways.
She had a weird, fleeting thought that she wanted to eat her sister, like a sorceress in a storybook – gobble her down into her belly, keep her safe. - Leslie Parry
Sometimes life gets weird. Hang in there, it gets better. - Tanner Patrick
Life is a weird place, what gonna happen next? No one knows and nothing is permanent here. - Rahul Rawat
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Don’t just love a person for the image, idea or concept of them, but love them for every fantastically weird and twisted details that makes them up. - lauren klarfeld
Weird is the thinking of the world as a person is not considered famous by the people until cartoonists start making his caricature. - Anuj Somany
["The Devil in the Dark"] impressed me because it presented the idea, unusual in science fiction then and now, that something weird, and even dangerous, need not be malevolent. That is a lesson that many of today's politicians have yet to learn. - Arthur C. Clarke
I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird. - Lauren Ambrose as Claire Fisher
Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor - Jayelle Cochran
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. - Paul McCartney
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya? - Lynda Barry
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. - Dan Quayle
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. - Penn Jillette
It’s weird for people who still have feelings to be around depressed people. They try to help you have feelings again so things can go back to normal, and it’s frustrating for them when that doesn’t happen. - Allie Brosh
Let us be wild and weird with love for humanity. - Debasish Mridha
Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant past, very weird people were effectively isolated from all the other very weird people.But today, the internet makes it possible for very weird people from anywhere on the planet to get on the internet and talk to one another. - Caliban Darklock
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in.. - Homer Simpson
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
...the restaurant itself is weird especially because of a big raunch mad thicklipped sloppy young Fillipino woman sitting alone at the end of the restaurant gobbling up her food obscenely and looking at us insolently as tho to say "Fuck you, I eat the way I like splashing gravy everywhere (p. 156) - Jack Kerouac
There's a whole category of people who miss out by not allowing themselves to be weird enough. - Alain de Botton
Its weird how i dream things that are worth writing.Its like God is writing them into my mind while i am sleeping and the moment i woke up i know i have to write what i dreamt - Tebogo Phakedi
Every time you go in, it's like starting over. You don't know how you did the other records. You're learning all over. It's some weird musician amnesia, or maybe the road wipes it out. - Beck
Forget about weird Boy and move on - Laura J. Burns
Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. - Mad-D
It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up. - Rick Riordan
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. - Anonymous.
There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins
It is weird to see how people sometimes doesn't value and ignore the love and effort of the people who love them and try to stay. They push them away only to realise everything they did after they leave and make their memories as pillows to sleep over and cry upon it later. - Akshay Vasu
I’m not looking for anything, but who knows. Lightning is weird. - Dominic Riccitello
If Mere Christianity helps make Christianity comprehensible, Orthodoxy makes it weird again. - Leah Libresco
Hey. My life’s not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear. - J. Joseph Wright
I always gravitate towards things that are not beautiful, but broken and weird and fascinating - Kate McKinnon
I’m not even on drugs, I’m just weird. - Alex Gaskarth
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. - Woody Allen
And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now. - Mike Myers
It sounded so weird when people called shoyu "soy sauce." It made it sound like Tabasco or something instead of the clean and perfect thing that it was. - Cynthia Kadohata
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. - Joe Rogan
Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words,the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds. - Toba Beta
...for every type of idea someone can have - no matter how weird or strange or gross or out there or disturbing - there is at least one person out there who enjoys that kind of idea, and the best part is seeing a book work its way to that person. - Stylo Fantome
Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working. - Cassandra Clare
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for. - David Shore
Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome! - Jean Gilbert
The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of them, even thought they countain most of our lives. - J. Green
My body was jerking and shaking, and I remembered John when he was in the Tunnels with Lena. The weird jerking and twitching he seemed unable to control.Was this what it felt like to be in the grip of Abraham Ravenwood? - Kami Garcia
Emotion... a weird sense of human....strong handling make us numb....loose handling make us dumb... - Upasana Banerjee
Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me! - Robert Black
Turren blinked and then smiled from ear to ear. What makes a pure soul extra purer?I don’t know, Sebastian said. I didn’t eat anything weird today. - Sam Argent
Our lives are a divine expression no matter how messy and weird they may be. How much more meaningful can it get? The source is experiencing itself in form in a conscious, awake way. - Enza Vita
In that moment, we knew that we were all weird, all in this together, and that addressing our own suffering, while learning not to inflict it on others, is part of the work we’re all here to do. So is love, which comes in so many forms and can be directed at so many things. - Rebecca Solnit
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying. - Tina Fey
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. - Frank Zappa
A story is a really weird art object that should contain life but not be enslaved by the banality. - George Saunders
the most weird things about elders, they learned it on a quiet younger age & don't want us to. - Srinivas Shenoy
By a route obscure and lonelyHaunted by ill angels only,Where an eidolon, named NIGHT,On a black throne reigns upright,I have reached these lands but newlyFrom an ultimate dim Thule --From a wild, weird clime that lieth, sublime,Out of SPACE, out of TIME. - Edgar Allan Poe
We have to remember that progress isn’t just a straight line upwards, O.K.?It’s a weird roller coaster where sometimes you’re screaming for joy, and other times you’re barfing in your own face. - Colin Jost
Death. It was something I had to think about once. Weird, right? Strange that death was ever an inevitable end, but it wasn’t anymore. Not really. I eluded it. Tricked it. It was an odd concept—the world aged, moved forward, yet I . . . didn’t. - Laura Kreitzer
I before E except after C. Weird?By rebelling against the rules the word itself denotes its very meaning: of strange or extraordinary character, odd, fantastic.I think all writers are weird. - Day Parker
Because I know if I sit down and start to write out how it feels…. it all becomes too real… the pain becomes too much. But that's the weird part because I feel so empty, like there no longer is a heart living where there used to be one, so why am I feeling pain? - Chriselle Ravadilla
We read the weird tales in newspapers to crowd out the even weirder stuff inside us. - Alain de Botton
Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone - and finding that that's ok with them. - Alain de Botton
I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. - Gary Larson
You know what's truly weird about any financial crisis? We made it up. Currency, money, finance, they're all social inventions. When the sun comes up in the morning it's shining on the same physical landscape, all the atoms are in place. - Bruce Sterling
What if...the doctors couldn't find anything wrong? What if I was over-exaggerating the pain, weakness, and weird sensations? - Jennifer Starzec
if you don't have any weird moments, you're weird - bertie gilbert
But family connections are weird. Even if your relatives aren't good to you, they're still your blood. You can't lose that connection completely. And believe me, I've got a few relatives on my dad's side I'd love to lose. - Rick Riordan
The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of them, even though they contain most of our lives.
Everyone is weird. Some people just try to act normal. - Stephanie Tom
It's weird how I am constantly surprised by the passage of time when it's literally the most predictable thing in the Universe. - Randall Munroe
We've got this weird dysgenic situation where we're basically just paying idiots to breed and taxing intelligent people to stay away from each other with anything remotely resembling fertility. - Stefan Molyneux
A few years ago I started an online flirtation with a high school flame, Andy. Things got weird and I called it off and two months later...Versace was dead...dead. - Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan
It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird. - Sid Vicious
It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense. - Brandon Mull
Since truth is often stranger than fiction, fiction needs to be pretty weird. - Erik Meyer
In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal. - Unknown
Loads of children read books about dinosaurs, underwater monsters, dragons, witches, aliens, and robots. Essentially, the people who read SF, fantasy and horror haven't grown out of enjoying the strange and weird. - China Miéville
And The Ucontrolled One Said "If I Am Weird Then You Are Not Normal - The Monster Pyro
Weird is my personality, Complicated are my words and Mystery I am but those what gets you to like me. - Red Delachina
Weird Al Yankovic is the closest thing America has to Punk Rock. - Kurt Cobain
Nature has endowed the human with A HEART to detect the sensibility offeelings and A WEIRD MIND to contemplate ....so be A REAL HUMAN BEING. - Ghumakkad Agantuk Ram
I was a weird little kid. I was very irritable, bored, frustrated. I felt my imagination bubbling inside my head without having any way to express itself. Given a crayon and paper, I would not draw a train or a house. I would draw these monsters, beasts and demons. - Clive Barker
F(r)iction is the best of everything we’ve ever loved. F(r)iction is experimental. F(r)iction is strange. F(r)iction pokes the soft spots, touches nerves most would rather remain protected. F(r)iction is secrets and truths and most importantly—stories. F(r)iction is weird, in every respect. - Tethered by Letters
Weird is the new cool and normal the new boring; Stay weird - Evy Michaels
Destroy yourself. Be on the edge of it all, and right before that weird place tells you to let it go completely; let the energy go in all directions. Falling on your face will never be fun, or purposeful. You don't own energy; you own the inertia! - James Emlund
A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird. - Lady Gaga
I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened. - Justin Alcala