Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
That's the irony of women in charge, they don't like other women in charge. - Michael R. Perry
There is this common notion that young conservatives are the few, that most people had liberal worldviews when they were young. If this is true, then it is with great irony that a number of old liberals must never had progressed into conservatives as they grew older. - Criss Jami
The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one. - Ryan Lilly
The irony of life is a twisted game; but my god you learn fast, the ins and outs of how to play your part the best you can. - Nikki Rowe
O The irony of man, he thinks he's past generation did not repeat the same way of thinking, either intelligently or foolishly. - A Gentleman
Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to be the primary function of a phone. 'Smartphones' completely ignore these basic facts, resulting in some of the least intelligent devices I've seen yet. Oh the irony. - Ashly Lorenzana
There are people who are dancing through Life and others who are crying through Life. The irony is that Life is the same—what we do is purely our Choice. - RVM
She was a coquette; he was sure she had a spirit of her own; but in her bright, sweet, superficial little visage there was no mockery, no irony. Before long it became obvious that she was much disposed towards conversation. - Henry James
Looking back, retrospectively on the events of that evening, I can see the irony — the shrink whose cat ate his own tail. At the time of the incident, however, humor was not in my emotional repertoire; it was the furthest thing from my mind. - Jacqueline Simon Gunn
I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper. - Amit Kalantri
Life's Irony; Some will be made to see the light of opportunities only during crises period. - Auliq-Ice
Ah, woman. She is an enigma. An anomaly of perfection & irony. She can lure angels into her arms & give birth to a nation of ideologies. - Ace Antonio Hall
Irony of life – GOD will always make you do things which you never want to. - Aman Jassal
The irony of taking Anti Depressants: you take them to feel good but they also make you feel bad or worse because you worry about your purse. - Mico Monsalve
We always protect our heads, our faces,' he commented as he followed a half-step behind and to her left. It's pure instinct; to shield the eyes. The irony is that the blind have no eyes to protect, and suffer most of their injuries on their legs. But instinct can be blind, too. - Melinda Cross
Of all America’s natural resources, its richest is an inexhaustible vein of irony. - Markham Shaw Pyle
The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it. (on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic') - Ed Byrne
The irony is that there is nothing purer than sorrow. - Saim .A. Cheeda
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
The irony is that while our world might plead for change, it does its best to suppress it. - Hiba Fatima Ahmad
The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do. - Shannon L. Alder
The irony is that while God doesn’t need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don’t really want Him most of the time. - Francis Chan
There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony. - Yahtzee Croshaw
The irony of Christianity is that believers get so angry, and self righteous toward other Christians who sin differently than they do. Christianity is like one large fraternity where brother and sisterhood is tested by hazing. - Shannon L. Alder
A deceitful man will go as far as to trample all over a woman’s reputation and spirit, in order to prove to his ex-love that he was faithful. The irony, is he is still in love with his ex and the new woman in his life doesn’t even realize it. - Shannon L. Alder
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A. Heinlein
The irony of American history is the tendency of good white Americanas to presume racial innocence. Ignorance of how we are shaped racially is the first sign of privilege.In other words. It is a privilege to ignore the consequences of race in America. - Tim Wise
The irony is, nothing is more frightening than being frightened. - Neel Burton
The irony is that we are busy doing many things that don’t matter and we have no time for things that do. Shouldn’t we reverse it? - RVM
Truth is the irony of fate. - ▲☯gคм¡ห¡g☯ ▲
wars are fought so that peace can be achieved talk about irony - Tom Collin
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions - Bill Hicks
Irony of "importance": Those who deserve, don't get it; Those who don't, get it in abundance by you. - Shivam Singh
The irony of a writer is he/she craves privacy to pen words that crave the public. - Alisha "Priti" Kirpalani
The irony of life is we always compare our fantasies with reality, rather than accepting the reality as is and transforming it into a paradise.... - Ramana Pemmaraju
Greatest irony of life is living in self glory while glorifying God which is the ultimate joy is left behind. - indonesia123
The tragic irony in all of this is that when we focus so strongly on our need to get better, we actually get worse. - Tullian Tchividjian
Hey, GreenHollyWood the mistake was mine that I added you as a friend... I thought that you are my friend... but your irony doesn't end. - Deyth Banger
The irony of seeking a shrink: they are successful in shrinking your brain but unfortunately they also make your wallet shrink. - Mico Monsalve
Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders