Quotation Explorer - 'Idiots'

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook
It's a big world for the idiots. If you're a writer, there are not many cities where you can go and feel normal. - Daniel Marques
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. - Unknown
Your heart is so precious to be mistreated by idiots in this world, to deserve better - sami abouzid
- Government -Free Shit for Idiots - Stefan Molyneux
I'm not a political Christian; for the most part I allow people even their vain, earthly rights. And I certainly don't see anti-Christians as bad or evil (as if they actually have the power to pose any kind of threat against God Almighty), but rather complete idiots I was commanded to love. - Criss Jami
Your heart is so precious to be mistreated by idiots in this world, you deserve better - sami abouzid
The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation. - Sam Harris
It's very simple. Liars initiate, haters carry forward, fools spread, idiots believe and mindful void. - Aditya Ajmera
I am what I might term an unprejudiced sceptic. I am not given to either believing or disbelieving things 'on principle,' as I have found many idiots prone to be, and what is more, some of them not ashamed to boast of the insane fact. - William Hope Hodgson
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. - Albert Einstein
If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers. - James McGregor
Very sad person from the world does not do justice to convert to Christianity and ignorant idiots and half the talent in any position for any reason. - Ahmed A. Salaheddin
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists. - Ambrose Bierce
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. - Mark Twain
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. - H.L. Mencken
All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them. - Raheel Farooq
I believe that here on this planet there are people on the future and the last thing they will say won't be "We are from the future". Even they won't said, there aren't idiots! - Deyth Banger
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts. - Randy K. Milholland
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.(Interview, Time Magazine, February 20, 2005) - Clint Eastwood
You always have to defend the imagination against idiots. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Many folks describe arrogant people as jerks, idiots, creeps, and much worse. A person that treats you like you are stupid and says the only right way is their way even when it clearly is not is arrogant. They try to make up for their own lack of confidence by hammering away at others. - Stephen Richards
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. - Leo Szilard
Y’know, it’s not that we need equality. Because everyone’s already equal, it’s just that a ton of idiots lost the memo. Indeed, everyone just needs to be TREATED like the equal they already are. - Ellie Rose McKee
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? - Homer Simpson
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together. - Anonymous
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. - Mark Twain
Great men are not always idiots - Karen Elizabeth Gordon
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots. - George Eliot
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them - Walter Kerr
Religion- made by men to rule women, children and idiots! - Vardan Hambardzumyan
The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. - Doctor Who
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Religion is a natural phenomenon of the human mind, but today, in the hands of theoretical bloodsucking religious preachers it has become a lifeless mockery. Now is the time that you take back religion from those intellectual idiots and place it where it belongs, in the temple of your inner cosmos. - Abhijit Naskar
You're all trying to figure out what went wrong inside my head. Fucking idiots. You'll never crack the code that's inside my head. You'll never get into my castle. You'll never even get past the gate. - Brent Runyon
Ol, ol you have learnt something new, didn't you??So you are saying it again and again with smile like we are an idiots, but my question is did you understand it? Do you know what did you said, so you big peace of shit say something more to impress us, because this doesn't impress us. - Deyth Banger
Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. - Scott Adams
We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping into furniture and stifling our cries so no one will know. - Joan Ryan
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right. - Mark Twain
Only that 'holy' book which teaches you to love all beings - animals or human things - read. Another one, idiots do, You let go, God speed. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Mostly, all book-told gods are as little as the little men who wrote them idiots into existence. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
I used to think there was a secret when it came to success, until I read a shit load of books and posts and realized the secret is the millionaires are getting rich off idiots like me who believe there truly is a secret. - James Jean-Pierre
People are idiots, Choo. Always remmber that: people are faithless, backstabbing, weak, creepy, stupid, lazy idiots. - Michael Grant
I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. - Johnny Depp
Avoid and ignore the idiots who try to bring you down in life; they are not worth your time. - Ken Poirot
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less, idiots; and three thirds, more or less, poltroons. - H. L. Mencken
We've got this weird dysgenic situation where we're basically just paying idiots to breed and taxing intelligent people to stay away from each other with anything remotely resembling fertility. - Stefan Molyneux
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. - Rebecca West
Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it. - Peter Lamborn Wilson
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. - Raheel Farooq
I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline
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