Quotation Explorer - 'Stupid'

Better to withdraw own words or oneself from the discussion that leads to no solution than to drag oneself into an argument with the stupid people. - Anuj Somany
We owe a huge debt to Galileo for emancipating us all from the stupid belief in an Earth-centered or man-centered (let alone God-centered) system. He quite literally taught us our place and allowed us to go on to make extraordinary advances in knowledge. - Christopher Hitchens
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan. - Larry Winget
Anyone ever teach you to run away from danger Don’t be stupid Ellis. I open the door. That’s where all the fun is. - Addison Moore
Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid. - John Pfeiffer
Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid - J.K. Rowling
Love will drive you insane, but never let it drive you stupid or blind. - Shannon L. Alder
I've started to hate this city, this country, all these STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE. - Nick Bantock
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid - one must also be polite. - Voltaire
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. - Ogden Nash
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. - John Stuart Mill
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. - John Green
Quote of the day."Al, for want of anything better to do, is standing nodding his head. This reminds Faron of those stupid dogs that people put in their cars, that when the car moves, the dogs frantically nod their heads, like some demented, freshly graduated psychologist, with their first patients. - Gary Edward Gedall
Knowing to do the right thing, but playing stupid to oblige to it, is still lying. - Anthony Liccione
I done something bad, it was to believe that to read a book you must be a stupid guy. No people which read they are clever - the guy who said this is stupid guy! - Deyth Banger
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them - stupid people can't decide. - Deyth Banger
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. - Gustave Flaubert
Full mind is the mind of stupid man; empty mind is the mind of wise man! - Mehmet Murat ildan
If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one. - Anonymous
Cultural indoctrination makes stupid people believe there's nothing wrong in Meat Eating. There is. Who eat it, lose "It". - Fakeer Ishavardas
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
You must learn the art of disappearance to protect yourself from the stupid! This art will save your time and your energy and it will keep your mind’s purity. And what is this art? It is to isolate yourself for a particular period of time from the society! - Mehmet Murat ildan
The award for excessive success is eternal doubt and eventual failure.""So what, it's stupid to even try?""No. It's unwise to hope."- Something Like Stardust - Genevieve Ross
In the world we live, either everyone is stupid or no one is. - Sarvesh Jain
Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid! - John Grisham
I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over. - Henrik Ibsen
Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things! - Diana Wynne Jones
Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and do amazing things that makes the world think he is wise. - Michael Bassey Johnson
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. - George Bernard Shaw
There are worse things than looking stupid. Sleeping through life is one of them. - Laura Preble
Never ever let a stupid criticise you. And as we already know, everyone is stupid. - Sarvesh Jain
It’s stupid, but it’s human, and that’s how it is. - Álvaro de Campos
Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it. - Terry Pratchett
Intelligent individuals learn from every thing and every one; average people, from their experiences. The stupid already have all the answers. - Socrates
There is a point where, as a writer, you grow to hate your characters, their stupid motivations, and their whiny inner dialogues. The only solution I have found to deal with that is to kill the character, resurrect him, then kill him again. - Caris O'Malley
By creating an intelligent thought, you open the road for many other intelligent thoughts! By producing a stupid thought, you open the path for many other stupid thoughts! Beware of your thoughts! Create pearl, and then pearls will increase! Create mud, and then mud will increase! - Mehmet Murat ildan
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. - Auliq Ice
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid. - Jules Feiffer
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have worked - R. Buckminster Fuller
I don't think we can afford to emulate the beauty editors of fashion magazines, airbrushing out blemishes and hawking a political ideal in which progressive people have no acne, no stupid remarks. - Anna Bondoc
Don't name our stupidity, ignorance, stupid rules and lack of skills DESTINY! - Maliheh Sadat Razavi
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
Many folks describe arrogant people as jerks, idiots, creeps, and much worse. A person that treats you like you are stupid and says the only right way is their way even when it clearly is not is arrogant. They try to make up for their own lack of confidence by hammering away at others. - Stephen Richards
Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid. - John Dewey
Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.
It was the word 'late' that did it. Such a stupid word to use of the dead, implying that they would be with us today if they hadn't happened to be delayed in traffic somewhere... - Emma Donoghue
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
Stupid girl. You will never win anyone through pity. You must create the right kind of dream, the sober, adult kind of magic: illusion born from disillusion. - Sylvia Plath
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
When an intelligent person says a stupid thing, it is still a stupid thing. - Marty Rubin
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Miss Piggy
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Fear is stupid. So are regrets. - Marilyn Monroe
It is certainly impossible to lose respect if you lose out of some stupid discussions. - Michael Bassey Johnson
I rather be a stupid person wanting clarification and answers, in order to be wiser, than be a stupid person that blindly believes the lies they are told, without question. - Shannon L. Alder
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. - John M. Gottman
Stupid is a boundless concept. - Anonymous
You have made a heaven across the impassable sky, but the planet Earth where you live have made her worse than hell. Are you humans stupid? - Tanmaya Guru
Every single man who is too stupid enough to realize how beautiful is God's creation through WOMEN and continuously lay his hand on them, he is not man enough to be classified with the rest of us. - Unarine Ramaru
One of the most stupid things in life is not to enter the door which is wide open just because of the fear that this door will be shut and going back will be impossible! Have some courage, because even a harvest mouse leaves his hole to discover new places! - Mehmet Murat ildan
People are idiots, Choo. Always remmber that: people are faithless, backstabbing, weak, creepy, stupid, lazy idiots. - Michael Grant
Love makes you stupid. Love makes you weak. Love will kill you all one day, and it’s going to kill you today. - J.X. Burros
If I bad mouth the Truth, and nothing but the Absolute Truth, then, kick my butt. Otherwise, ye of bad faith, keep your stupid trap shut. - Fakeer Ishavardas
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P. J. O'Rourke
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. - Oscar Wilde
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise. - Blaise Pascal
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - G.K. Chesterton
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. - Heinrich Heine
It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. - Brian Regan
While we have very serious problems with the universe, it is most illogical and most stupid to make wars among ourselves! Let there be peace on earth so that we can fight with the real enemy: The ever-changing unreliable universe! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Your heart doesn't think. Your heart is stupid. It doesn't consider the relativity of tragedy when it breaks. - Molly Ringwald
People are so stupid, that they repeat your words and said in other words and what??(I'm stupid, so stupid that I want to repeat), I just heard that probably I have missunderstand something...(NOte- It's joke a Get it?) - Deyth Banger
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you are completely surrounded by the enemies, this proves that you are damn stupid in matters of making friends and such a stupidity, such a miserable clumsiness is your biggest enemy! - Mehmet Murat ildan
If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system. - Fakeer Ishavardas
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid. - Devin J. Monroe
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise. - Isaac Asimov
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. - Bill Cosby
In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life. - Marty Rubin
Anyone who doesn't read must be horribly stupid. - Bella
Gay diversity is like the Village People. You can all wear different stupid outfits as long as you sing the same stupid song. - Jack Malebranche
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Smart Technology is making us stupid. - Danny Mekić
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke fat, lazy or stupid. Those things are just what happens to you when you dont have a plan. - Maerlan Rico Lee
Tereza's death hurt me so much, it was as if I had two heads smashing into each other. One was full of mown love, the other of hate. I wanted the love to grow back. It grew like grass and straw, all mixed up together, and turned into an icy affirmation on my brow. That was my damn stupid plant. - Herta Müller
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering. - Doctor Who
There are hundreds of intelligent and big brains in every country in the world to run that country successfully but somehow and often either an immoral stupid or a charlatan imbecile comes to power! - Mehmet Murat ildan
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it - Alexandre Dumas
Sin can be forgiven, but stupid is forever. - Coco Chanel
Getting carried away is stupid, it won't get me anywhere.-Nana Komatsu - Ai Yazawa
It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that). - Richard Dawkins
I’ve always wondered though, Orn mused aloud, what does God need with a starship?Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?Until they learn a new position. - Sabrina Zbasnik
From the port of ideas, not only the most clever ones put out to sea and conquer the world but also the most stupid ones do this! - Mehmet Murat ildan
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.
All he did all afternoon was calculate again and again how many hours of study time he was losing. Thinking about it now, he felt stupid, as we all do when we remember all the time we waste wishing we were somewhere else. - Paolo Giordano
If you do not want others to laugh at your inherited god and faith, then, do not follow a hateful and stupid, a man-made sod and ism, mate. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid. - Amit Kalantri
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
Violence is stupid. Peace is prosperous. Education is necessary. Practice proper Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net - David Chiles
As long as there exist stupid people supporting stupid governments in their countries, people living in those countries will continue fluttering badly in the cesspool created by this utter foolishness! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Heartbreak is stupid and impossible. Hearts don't break. Hearts squeeze, they wrench, they ache, they shrivel. Hearts pull apart in wet chunks like canned tomatoes. - Jael McHenry
It’s like I’m trying to keep the bad away with one hand while holding on to the good with the other, and it just doesn’t work. It’s stupid. I need both hands. So I guess I just have to spread out my arms and accept the bad with the good. - Andrea Lochen
Sometimes, I think how stupid I was yesterday. Then I look at people who still are, even today! - Prakash Hegade
If bad things are happening in your country, remember, the first responsible person is your stupid government! But if you have supported that government, now, you are the first responsible person! So sit down and shut up! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Don't think that this people are stupid, probably you have caught one, but you didn't finish your work and what now???You were in their trap... - Deyth Banger
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think. - Chuck Palahniuk
It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap FIX IT!!! - Lewis Black
That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that? - Warren Ellis
Stupid man produces noise; clever man produces silence! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid. - Marc Marcel
When my children were little, always I had to explain things.Now they don't ask much more, have I become more stupid? - Hannu Vilponen
If my stupidity makes you smile, I rather prefer to act always as stupid. - M.F. Moonzajer
Love me for stupid reasons,I like those most. - Sarah Slean
A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy. - Erol Ozan
Stupidy is easy, everyone can learn it... You just say to stupid stuff and you are the big Job,... but try to be a wise that's what's hard and most people just try to destroy the wise people why??Because they are too stupid to realease it! - Deyth Banger
Be Practical." That's probably the most stupid piece of advice I've ever received in my life. - Sharad Vivek Sagar
Humans make mistakes. They get angry, they do stupid things they're not proud of, and they hurt the people they love the most. - Emma Shevah
Stupid crowds are the greatest wealth of the crook politicians! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd is content to swallow every day. - Voltaire
For My people are foolish, They know Me not; They are stupid children And have no understanding. They are shrewd to do evil, But to do good they do not know. - Jeremiah 4 22
Kate was never going to understand the extent to which men were stupid. - Chris Pavone
I have found a way to beat myselfI win by losing, something like thatI'm told that I'm stupidSo ok, I'll be stupidIf I can't register the painThen it's not thereI'm not so stupid after allI'll show them - Henry Rollins
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing... - Redd Foxx
No man who know aught can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. - John Milton
Though the stupid have great capacity to direct the world because they are plentiful, the clever has a much greater capacity to prevent the stupid from halting the progression of humanity because - though they are rare - they are tactical and intelligent! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. - Mark Twain
True ideas seem to suffer from repetition, while stupid ones tend to flourish. - James Rozoff
A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh. - Stephen King
People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid. - Craig Ferguson
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
Smart people have the brains, but stupid people have the balls - Ana Sáez González
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
Are we going to be stupid? she whispered.Define stupid.Anything that involves either one of us exposing our favorite body parts. Or their hearts…I want to hear about your favorite body part, he said. In great detail. - Jill Shalvis
Sometimes both your mind and thoughts are paying the cost of your stupid heart. - M.F. Moonzajer
Never expect someone to care for you or to care about your feelings and emotios Everyone's fucking heartless, people just don't give a damn about your stupid feelings or your boring stories. People only know how to fool you around and use you for their own benefits. - Taimoor Madni
He was stupid, yes, in the particular way that very clever people can be stupid. - Terry Pratchett
The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own. - James Rozoff
It's hard to focus on loud mod to read something like the TV is playing something like Advertising and other boredom stuff and stupid and you are reading an article about topics which are difficult one. - Deyth Banger
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. - Epictetus
Wherever in the world a country is governed by spiritually ill, politically empty, ethically rotten and mentally stupid people, over there you can find nothing but chaos, tears and fire! - Mehmet Murat ildan
In this lifetime you're nothing more than you appear to be: a stupid, selfish, ignorant, spoiled little girl who thinks the world lives or dies on whether she gets to go out with some good-looking boy at school...I'd still relish this moment...killing you. - Lauren Kate
The world to a blind man is his touch. The world to a stupid man is his mouth. The world to a great man is his vision. - Paul Harvey
Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls. - Eugene Mirman
Have and the have nots. Why do people say that, it’s stupid? I think it should be the gets and the get nots; that makes more sense. - James Jean-Pierre
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in reading a good novel, must be incredibly stupid - Jane Austen
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self- confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence? - Jules Feiffer
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Sometime we forget to value the small things, that inspire us more than the large! We should learn from daily than planning stupid future. - Vikram Roy
You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough not to think about all the things that might go wrong. - Sarah Gilbert
Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid - kayser U
Wisdom is simple but profound.Folly, even when complex, is stupid. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Never expect someone to care for you or to care for your feelings and emotions, Everyone's fucking heartless, people just don't give a damn about your stupid feelings or your boring stories. People only know how to fool you around for their own benefits... - Taimoor Madni
I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way. - Carl Jung
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
I'm always trying to gain and keep the audience's respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn't think they're stupid for watching. - Dan Harmon
If you do not read and listen to the opposite ideas, you can always remain a stupid person! Opposite ideas, however contrary they may sound, are your greater chances on the way to truth! - Mehmet Murat ildan
I think we have underestimated their Gods; they have made millions stupid, and we are even not able to get one out of that stupidity. - M.F. Moonzajer
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves, which leave us to wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them that we are missing.
Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds. - Seth Hoffman
Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? - Martin Freeman
If only my genitals didn't floatWhen I relaxed in the bathAnd we both looked down and we both agreedIt's stupid to be a man - Leonard Cohen
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander
Majesty: when a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares it as his duty. - George Bernard Shaw
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
Eighteen and stupid happens to everyone, I guess. If you survive it, it's probably half luck, and half having the right people in your life to watch out for you. - Joe Hill
But they promised us everyone would return someday…when it was safe. Her voice cracked at the end.You’re being stupid again. Trusting in what they say. Disdain dripped from his words like pus from an infected wound. - TC Avey
What can you expect from a stupid government? Anything good? Anything useful, anything clever? Anything just? No! You can expect nothing but stupidity, nothing but mistakes, nothing but injustices and tragedies! All a stupid government can do is to produce wrecks and debris! - Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to succeed in making a son of Africa stupid, simply give him power or money. But If you intend to make him more stupid, then give him the two. - Oppong Amankwaa
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid. - Samuel Johnson
Stupid cupid keeps on calling me, but I see nothing in his eyes. I miss my babe - George Michael
We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid. - Christopher Hitchens
If you think that you are living in a stupid country, you can be sure that you are being governed by the most stupid people! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. - Henry Kissinger
When you're tired, sleep. Don't watch stupid tv or play games on your phone. Sleep, and then get up early, and do the stuff you hope you'll be known for after you die. - Maggie Stiefvater
Stupid. Why do people want to pretendthat death is sleep? It isn’t. It isn’t - Veronica Roth
We're all a genius, but If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstien
The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct. - Cicero
Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and does amazing things that makes the world think he is wise. - Michael Bassey Johnson
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. - Thomas Sowell
Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance. - Habeeb Akande
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. - Bertrand Russell
Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. - Molly Harper
One moment people should learn that they must find their answers not to ask but to find. In real life you can't always ask, if you are ask you show how much stupid are you really! - Deyth Banger
Better to work for yourself alone. You do as you like and follow your own ideas, you admire yourself and please yourself: isn’t that the main thing? And then the public is so stupid. Besides, who reads? And what do they read? And what do they admire? - Gustave Flaubert
He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction; he had on the contrary an engaging modesty. - W. Somerset Maugham
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you the extend of my knowledge! - Oreki Houtarou
But the dull and stupid masses will continue in their sluggish bustle. - Jehan Sylvius
Violet sighed in the way you do when you know something bad is going to happen, but hope against hope that it won’t, but it does anyway and you realize that you always knew it would and were stupid for having made yourself believe that you could stop it. - Victoria Forester
Convince yourself that you are working in clay, not marble, on paper not eternal bronze: Let that first sentence be as stupid as it wishes. - Jacques Barzun
I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs. - N.M. Silber
F.B.I and C.I.A use coded words.... Don't be stupid, remove everything which shows the location. Good Luck Killer :)! - Deyth Banger
Living in a stupid country is living in a marsh! You are surrounded by the reptiles and the alligators! Refusing hell is the best path to eliminate the hell! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain. - Wiz Khalifa
Even when you are lazy and don't have the effort to learn something sit somewhere in public and try to observe the stupid people around you, that would be more than enough learning for the day. - Neymat Khan
A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads. - Quentin R. Bufogle
Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid. - C. JoyBell C.
If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you'll spend your life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is to go on doing thing you don't like doing, which is stupid. - Alan W. Watts
You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps. - Ambrose Bierce
Yet the stupid believe they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, that one herdsman how dense! Confucius and you are both dreaming! And when I say you are dreaming, I am dreaming, too. Words like these will be labeled the Supreme Swindle. - Zhuangzi
Most people don't mind being stupid, insomuch that they do not appear stupid; appearance and being are seldom simultaneous, congruent, and conclusive. - Justin K. McFarlane Beau
An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. An atheist is someone who knows there is no god. By some definitions atheism is very stupid. - Carl Sagan
Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Voltaire
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! - Deyth Banger
This reminds Faron of those stupid dogs that people put in their cars, that when the car moves, the dogs frantically nod their heads, like some demented, freshly graduated psychologist, with their first patients. - Gary Edward Gedall
Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all's one, barring none. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Let us reflect, if we wish to be brilliant. Too much improvisation empties the mind in a stupid way. Running beer gathers no froth. No haste, gentlemen. - Victor Hugo
Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let themselves be deceived.
She's dead, you stupid cat. She's dead. - Suzanne Collins
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed. - Don Wood
It was stupid not to let MacArthur finish off those rice eaters. Push 'em back. - H.G. Bissinger
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. - Steve Martin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
You proudly said. We are Humans! In reality, we are a bunch of sarcastic, selfish and stupid well-intentioned creatures without any remorse for anything. So, think again about your pride and become, at least, more humble". - J.B.Alves
I don't give up. That makes me incredibly resilient or maybe stupid or just plain stubborn. Whichever... - Destiny Booze
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... - Terry Pratchett
Predict the predictable, it sounds something strange and difficult, but so far is stupid. To predict the predictable is the stupid thing ever done by human kind. - Deyth Banger
Your fear of looking stupid, Shannon, is holding you back. I think it's time. - Shannon Luxford
Chess, I never thought that I will beat somebody on chess. I just thought that I'm too stupid to play chess, but it looks like the best in the class of math I beat him. He has in math as a result 5, I have 3 - Strange? I don't think so! - Deyth Banger
If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even ask the price.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do. - Elvis Costello
i didn't wait to see her ship go off, because partings are stupid things and best got over quickly - Nevil Shute
Oh, I simply can’t think. When I really want to depress myself, I think of all the brilliant men I know, married to their stupid wives. Enough to break your heart, it really is - Doris Lessing
Which is the most successful country on Earth? In whichever country dying is the most difficult thing, that country is the most successful one! And which is the most stupid country on earth? In whichever country dying is the easiest thing, that country is the most stupid one! - Mehmet Murat ildan
I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Religion can only do two things for mankind; turn them into monster or stupid. - M.F. Moonzajer
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. - Unknown
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. - Lois McMaster Bujold
That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their rightmind would point at this thing and say, ‘I’m going to fly in my Model-A1’.People would much rather say, ‘Get in my whirly-gig’. And that’s what youshould name it. - Nathan Reese Maher
precious laughing time is wasted, because I have to put up with Satan's stupid minions who smile without attempting to anger somebody else - leave us alone already. - A Gentlemen
Good Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things.. Alone - Ain Eineziz
We are not interested in those stupid crimes you have committed. The Party is not interested in the overt act: the thought is all we care about. - George Orwell
Make yourself do something stupid, so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad.
Why is being a nerd bad? Saying I notice you’re a nerd is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Linsey Lohan. Why is that? - John Green
I don’t want my ‘part’ taken! I haven’t ‘got’ a part! I hate the stupid geometrical figures by which people try to understand the emotions of others, imposing hard straight lines - or ‘sides’ as they call them - onto tender curvaceous human beings who have none. - Frances Partridge
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. - George Santayana
I don't care what people think. people are stupid. - Charles Barkley
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. - Randy K. Milholland
Being smart means you learned it well; being stupid means you haven't learned it yet; but true genius means you know it when no one taught it to you. - Sneha Abraham
Terence, this is stupid stuff:You eat your victuals fast enough;There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,To see the rate you drink your beer. - A.E. Housman
Everything falls apart when you do one stupid thing - R.Gayan Priyankara
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People are stupid, because of watching the same over and over and over and over - which goes as far as I can tell hell. - Deyth Banger
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. - Jane Austen
Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides? - Orson Scott Card
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man. - Bertrand Russell
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? - Homer Simpson
You stupid piece of warm bacon. - Hugh Lofting
Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise. - Shannon L. Alder
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
Most people are not so stupid to be not able to differentiate eventually between the right and the wrong individual , but it is only the foolish person who continues to misguide oneself solely as if s/he has not been caught as who s/he is as true character. - Anuj Somany
It's sad to see the world live in ignorance full of pain only enjoyed luxuriously by the few stupid greedy ones. - Auliq Ice
Nothing is wrong in being stupid however being smart and insists that you are is the biggest stupidiy one can fall into. - Hisham Fawzi
I won’t stop caring about the world; even if it looks stupid. - M.F. Moonzajer
Oh, dead man, you're dead wrong, I tell him. The world goes on stupid and brutal, but I do not. Can't you see? I do not. - Jennifer Donelly
I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time. - Dick Cavett
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handey
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"Yuki: You truly are an idiot. - Natsuki Takaya
A stupid is one who thinks that those in power today had clandestine means of getting there, yet wants to get there without thinking of the clandestine route they would be taking. - Michael Bassey Johnson
After all, no one is stupid enough to prefer war to peace; in peace sons bury their fathers and in war fathers bury their sons. - Herodotus
Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up. - Michael Bassey Johnson
The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
Any girl can be glamorous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination. - Albert Einstein
After all those neurochemicals are drained out, it takes a while for them to replenish so on the back end of flow state...I can barely string sentences together. I become stupid. - Steven Kotler, Dean Potter
You stupid fool, you know very well it's not a short novel, but something longer...A piece of work you've got to buckle down to, that needs peace and concentration. Being able to wake up in the morning and lie in bed for a while. - Iván Mándy
Often subtle clues are not obvious enough for the stubborn or stupid. This is when God stops throwing crumbs and starts throwing the whole piece of bread. If you step on moldy bread then you know you have waited too long. - Shannon L. Alder
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
Falling in love is stupid, and whatsmore a waste of time. It's a thing for love-obsessed psycho's and dreamers. And that's exactly why people fall in it. And I don't blame them. - Isaiah Durrin
It is hard not to see into the future, faced with today's blind architecture - a thousand times more stupid and more revolting than that of other ages. How bored we shall be inside! - André Breton
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth. - Anthony Liccione
I suppose the only time we ever really get to be happy in life—like one hundred percent blissful—is when we’re little kids.""Because there’s less to worry about?""Because we’re too stupid to know how worried we should be. - Brian K. Vaughan
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. - Will Rogers
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin
People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel better. - Anthony Liccione
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid. Then he will crown a tranquil life By becoming a Cabinet Minister
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