When you are being judged by someone that has no idea who you are always remember this: Dogs always bark at strangers and usually there is always some wacko neighbor that wants to try out their new gun on an intruder. - Shannon L. Alder
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. - Diogenes of Sinope
When up they gat an' shook their lugs, Rejoic'd they werena MEN but DOGS. - Robert Burns
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus? - Neil Gaiman
Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you. - Unknown Author 516
Pornography won’t be enough. Because it never is. Sooner or later, all niggers want to touch the real thing. All dogs want to smell and taste the true information. All artists want to make their fantasies reality. And everyone with a cock wants to use it to fall in love. - Peter Sotos
(about cats) They also resist our calls to come, to move, to obey, to present themselves, to do all the things that dogs do so easily. This drives some people crazy. Cats do not even care what drives us crazy! - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
Dogs at least do not confuse their barking with the truth. - Marty Rubin
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. - Charles de Gaulle
Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. - Green Day
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Dogs are always good and full of selfless love. They are undiluted vessels of joy who never, ever deserve anything bad that happens to them. - Steven Rowley
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Bill Murray
I like dogs that bark a little. The silent ones scare me. - Marty Rubin
The human race should learn from dogs about the enormous power of love. - Debasish Mridha
A poet, any real poet, is simply an alchemist who transmutes his cynicism regarding human beings into an optimism regarding the moon, the stars, the heavens, and the flowers, to say nothing of the spring, love, and dogs. - George Jean Nathan
Those who love dogs, know something about God. - Fakeer Ishavardas
I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing a dog after an acquaintance of ten or twelve years, what would it be if they were to live double that time? - Walter Scott
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg
If you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. But if you run with dogs, you will learn how to bark. - Ojo Michael E.
Maggie Dove wanted to be a beacon of light. She dreamed of being the sort of person who made others laugh, calmed crying babies, soothed wild dogs, inspired hopefulness. - Susan Breen
the impossibility of being humanall too humanthis breathingin and outout and inthese punksthese cowardsthese championsthese mad dogs of glorymoving this little bit of light towardusimpossibly. - Charles Bukowski
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
A person's true character lies somewhere until after you might have pressed the wrong button without knowing, then you'll realize that there are dogs in human form. - Michael Bassey Johnson
And if our book consumption remains as low as it has been, at least let us admit that it is because reading is a less exciting pastime than going to the dogs, the pictures or the pub, and not because books, whether bought or borrowed, are too expensive. - George Orwell
In 1487 alone, two hundred heretics had-in one of the greatest euphemisms in the history of language-"relaxed," that is, burned at the stake. Dogs of God, Columbus, the Inquisition, and the Defeat of the Moors - James Reston Jr.
Barbarism is not the inheritance of our prehistory. It is the companion that dogs our every step. - Alain Finkielkraut
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Many in America, as one social historian wrote, 'believed implicitly that New York's social leaders went to bed in full evening dress, brushed their teeth in vintage champagne, married their daughters without exception to shady French counts, and arrayed their poodle dogs in diamond tiaras.'... - Greg King
Books understand me, but humans don't understand me. They are bad friends books are forever as well as computer's and Tv and everything else which doesn't have soul. Although that dogs and cats and many other animals are quite interesting friends. - Deyth Banger
The secret belongs only to the Maker of good and faithful dogs. - John Buchan
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Sir Winston Churchill
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Jeff Valdez
If any of the socialist chiefs had tried to earn his living by selling hot dogs, he would have learned something about the sovereignty of the consumers. - Ludwig von Mises
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace. - Milan Kundera
Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. - P. J. O'Rourke
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. - Roger A. Caras
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Some men can be good ' horse whisperers ' and many dogs can be wonderful ' man whisperers '. - Erik Pevernagie
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes - Peter Tinniswood
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston S. Churchill
It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs from hell and must be destroyed. - Charles Addams
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. - Ashly Lorenzana
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. - Stanley Coren
The death of a dog may not by some be regarded as a tragedy, but some dogs are more worthy than some men, and can be more justly mourned. - J. Jefferson Farson
As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives. - Anthony Liccione
This reminds Faron of those stupid dogs that people put in their cars, that when the car moves, the dogs frantically nod their heads, like some demented, freshly graduated psychologist, with their first patients. - Gary Edward Gedall
Quote of the day."Al, for want of anything better to do, is standing nodding his head. This reminds Faron of those stupid dogs that people put in their cars, that when the car moves, the dogs frantically nod their heads, like some demented, freshly graduated psychologist, with their first patients. - Gary Edward Gedall
The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on - Joseph Needham
To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to men, not to other dogs. - Karl Kraus
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there's a lawyer among the dogs.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was. - Robin Green
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger A. Caras
A patient dog will have no bone to eat because other dogs have eaten - Ojo Michael E.
(regarding Charles Lee) This eccentric and notably slovenly man was always trailed by his beloved dogs. "When I can be convinced that men are as worthy objects as dogs", he once explained, "I shall transfer my benevolence to them. - Ron Chernow
People are like a pack of dogs sometimes. All right one by one, but together... together they do awful things they don't mean to do. - Monica Furlong
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? - Eleanor H. Porter
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. - Cesar Millan
Some politicians are much noisier than the dogs! Just like teaching a dog how to hush, public must likewise teach those politicians to shush! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts. - Jeffrey Robinson
Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen. - Michael Bassey Johnson
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
Until that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn't known dogs could scream. - Stephen King
Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride. - Ammiel Josiah Monterde.
Intelligence is overrated. Two dogs who sniff each others’ butts learn more about each other in a moment than many humans understand about those they’ve known for a lifetime. - James Rozoff
We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The louder the dogs bark the less a lion feels threatened. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. - William Penn
They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015 - Fred Barnett
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor
Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them - Ginnetta Correli
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs. - Andy Warhol
Some of us are crèmes brûlées, unfortunately in the presence of those who would rather have corn dogs. We can try to degenerate into corn dogs to make them happy, or we can just accept the fact that we were made for Paris! - C. JoyBell C.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. - Johnny Depp
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. - Ambrose Bierce
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs. - Joseph Stalin
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber
You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. - Robert Louis Stevenson
You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat- catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Some men are dogs; some dogs are women. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We used to languish when we walked, or sidle down the street like dogs that have just done something wrong. Now Rube walks upright, because he's on the attack. - Markus Zusak
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
Real Men can commit to 1 person. Only boys are "Players", pimps usually get lock up or die at the end of movies, & dogs catch fleas! - Surgeo Bell
If a lion turned every time small dogs barked at it, it would be the laughing stock of the jungle. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. - Bible
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job! - George Carlin
Cowardly dogs bark loudest. - John Webster
Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called. - Rémy de Gourmont
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Pavlov’s dogs will drool at the site of any food,So go ahead and ring the bell, Sing a classical song about it and Then advertises what sells - Charmaine J Forde
A full loyalty to the leader merely fits to the dogs, not to the humans! - Mehmet Murat ildan
Once you come to terms with why you don't eat cats, dogs, monkeys, and dolphins, you will begin to understand why I don't eat cows, pigs, chickens, and lambs. - Edward Sanchez
Yes, the house must be inhabited, and we will see by whom; for imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity. - George Eliot
Life.....is a series of dogs. - George Carlin
I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children—they are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months. - Mary Tyler Moore
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. - Hunter S. Thompson
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Some patient dogs had waited a long time for the fatest bone to come, but the impatient had gone to scavenge for the little it could see. - Michael Bassey Johnson
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals. - Homer
If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about. - Sharon Delarose
The next time you wish you could find the right words to say to someone who is hurting, just remember that dogs are a man's best friend without ever speaking a word to them. Simply be present and have sympathy. - Ashly Lorenzana
Soul is the invisible part of a living being that is immortal and breath is the evidence that the soul exists. The soul is what goes to Heaven when we no longer need our body here. We may be dogs, but we breathe, we bleed, and we love just like anybody else. - Kate McGahan
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes - Peter Tinniswood
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top. - Robert Burton
Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war. - William Shakespeare
People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our lives and our souls, which are as unique as fingerprints in every way. - Ashly Lorenzana
And what cats have to tellon each return from hellis this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what the loving do, and that dead dogs are those who do not knowthat dying is what, to live, each has to do. - Alastair Reid
We as a black culture have been through so much from slavery, lynching, dogs sicced on us,water hosed down, shot and killed in America. But we shall still overcome everything! - Alcurtis Turner
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.