Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. - P. J. O'Rourke
He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas. - Yann Martel
Real Men can commit to 1 person. Only boys are "Players", pimps usually get lock up or die at the end of movies, & dogs catch fleas! - Surgeo Bell
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch - Keisha Keenleyside
You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation. - Marian Wright Edelman
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody. - Stanislaw J. Lec
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the morrow, for they sap our energies. - Etty Hillesum
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can. - Mark Twain
Haste is good only in catching fleas. - Alla Yaroshinskaya